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Birthday Spankins

from Sacred Psalms for the Lowered by The Lusts

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How else can you let that loved one know you got a "hankerin' for a spankerin'?" This song is an homage to the best part about getting older every year: MORE AND MORE SPANKINGS! Get some!

lyrics

Baby baby it’s your birthday
You’re just as cute as your first day
Got a gift for your dessert tray
Time for spank thirsty twerking

Baby baby it’s your birthday
Wanna spank you in the worst way
Slap so hard make the Earth shake
This hurts ya more than it hurts me

Pull em down and make it risqué
Flip you over in reverse way
I ain’t talking no perverse way
But I know you ain’t pure. Haaaay!

No need to tell me you’d prefer cake
And doncha think you can escape
Your bottom’s juicy smooth and perkay
It’s a birthday spanking sweepstakes

Baby baby it’s your birthday
Wanna spank you in the worst way
Slap so hard make the Earth shake
This hurts ya more than it hurts me

Wanna spank it [all I wanna do is]
HOO WAY HAH!

Thus ain’t no time for no squeeze play
Gimmie a second til the urge fades
Smack you right on the curve sway
So many spanks you’ll need first aid

Never feel you’re not worthy
Cuz baby baby ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! Wanna spank you in the worst way

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from Sacred Psalms for the Lowered, track released September 8, 2023

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The Lusts Seattle, Washington

You're in for an uncomfortable treat! The LUSTS happen when dark moons rise and the mangled pagan disco echoes through the night. This is a reinterpretation of music the Old Gods jammed out to while designing the first human prototypes. Understandably, it took them way too many tries and they still didn't get it quite right. This music makes those corruptions whole... ... more

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